Brand new website coming soon in the Autumn

But while you are waiting patiently for that to happen, why not make great use of your time by:

1. Pretending your phone is the Millennium Falcon…In public.
2. Defying science with your laser eyes
3. Campaigning for Starbust to be changed back to Opal Fruits.
4. Trying to get back stage at a Little Shop Of Horrors production at your local village hall.
5. Breaking in to a Gillette razor blister pack in under a minute.
6. Pretending to be a giant pirate and walk the plank over a metre ruler.
7. Plugging something into a USB slot the right way round first time.
8. Re-enacting inexplicable car adverts.

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